1. In the beginning, they want somebody to listen to them. And most of them are adept at weeding out the phony listeners. It's not merely about adding interjections and conjunctions. They see your eyes.
2. The second phase is called trust building. This is where you develop a layer of exclusivity. With time and conversations, this trust reaches a crescendo where the whole thing is then kicked into apogee. Or perigee. Into orbit, you know.
3. The third phase is more action oriented. This is a rather tricky place. Coz this one depends upon the tastes of the subject. They could want you to cater to their very small whims or big-time wishes. Use your discretion and adapt.
4. Once you have successfully completed the above three, she's basically fallen for you. Now, no matter what you do, she'll be there for sometime. If you want you could reveal your asshole side now, or wait and still be an awesome guy. To be an asshole, its very simple and I don't need to tell you how to do it since you already are one. To be awesome, what you need to do is just have patience.
5. The phase 5 happens after a considerable time post phase 4. This is where all the glittering starts to cease to exist. If you still want in, give her a bit of space. Else, be the asshole.
6. This is for those who were assholes in phases 4 and 5. If she's still there, marry her. Not coz she's your eternal love, but she won't ask you twice to do the laundry when you are snuggled up in your couch watching TV coz she knows there's no point. No pestering. Tits, ass and no pestering.What more could you want.
Now, I admit not every female specimen out there is the same. This isn't applicable to a large sample of crowd. But you can still try.
2. The second phase is called trust building. This is where you develop a layer of exclusivity. With time and conversations, this trust reaches a crescendo where the whole thing is then kicked into apogee. Or perigee. Into orbit, you know.
3. The third phase is more action oriented. This is a rather tricky place. Coz this one depends upon the tastes of the subject. They could want you to cater to their very small whims or big-time wishes. Use your discretion and adapt.
4. Once you have successfully completed the above three, she's basically fallen for you. Now, no matter what you do, she'll be there for sometime. If you want you could reveal your asshole side now, or wait and still be an awesome guy. To be an asshole, its very simple and I don't need to tell you how to do it since you already are one. To be awesome, what you need to do is just have patience.
5. The phase 5 happens after a considerable time post phase 4. This is where all the glittering starts to cease to exist. If you still want in, give her a bit of space. Else, be the asshole.
6. This is for those who were assholes in phases 4 and 5. If she's still there, marry her. Not coz she's your eternal love, but she won't ask you twice to do the laundry when you are snuggled up in your couch watching TV coz she knows there's no point. No pestering. Tits, ass and no pestering.What more could you want.
Now, I admit not every female specimen out there is the same. This isn't applicable to a large sample of crowd. But you can still try.
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