In love with whad-daya-call-it!

This guy sucks big time
Trying to impress goodies
And writing poems, ironically,
to hide up his whad-da-ya-call-it
This guy is shoved into me
I didn't want him to be me
I guess, I am in love with him
Becoz, the self-pitied don't succeed
I goddam want him to succeed
Becoz then I can feel how it wud be to
I want him to flock around gals
But I guess that's one thing he cant do, pals
This guy feels he is goddam hero or something
And thats exactly why he is defaming himself!
So that if any goody reads this
She would fall for his whad-da-ya-call-it.