Orkut impress trial

This is what I scrapped a mate of mine in order to impress a gal. Itz later I realised that it was just the sort of thing that you shudn't write to impress a gal. Poor pal of mine :))

1. PAthologically speaking, the process of osmosis is completely complicated by the fact that the moisture content in your cerebrospinal fluid is very scarce. This may lead to complete loss of the mass (in nanograms) of your brain.
This means that either you have gone nuts or that I am beyond repair

2. Alla...how was my 56 not out at MCG ?

3. Theoritically, the climatic changes in Ambalamukku juction have far-reaching consequences in the eyesight of any individual. Colourblindness is a usual symptom of these person which leads to non identifyablitiy btw bad ducks & good ones.

4. ok.. speaking about Osmology, I have heard that Charles Darwin had proposed a Theory of Natural Selection as recently as AD 1856. Everyone says its quite funny but interesting ? any takes on that ? Heehee...biology note kalanju poyi

5. Oh yeah? It was something regarding some folk goin on sayin "bah! humbug" naa ? Just read his "Hard times" phew! mate...the complex emotions of the distinct yet, identifiable characters are brought out from his pencil or pen or may be type writer with the most carefree accuracy, which fills the reader with utmost anxiety and doubt whether hez is actually a normal human being with a normal brain or a normal human being with abnormal brain or an abnormal human being with normal brain...wouldn't make much of a differnce I guess...hmm...

6. The theory behind the evolution of civilisation is that man when on encountering with another man, needs to use his brains to converse effectively. To remove this suffocating difficulty, he coined the term 'civilisation'

7. It was no sooner than AD 1991 that GOD realised his folly of releasing mankind to wander about the surface of planet earth for it was on March 1991 that fortunes of mankind and its survival was determined...er to be more exact 7:36 am on the 10th day of that month

8. It is a serious fault of specific human hormones of being secreted at the most improbable and unnecessary time in the lifetime of a human being

9. Da consider this a and b are parallel lines. we draw another line c parallel to both of em, between both of em . But if at a certain point refraction occurs and the lines bend towards the normal and if the line c happens to be the normal, it is imperative that there will be a point of intersection.....atha enikku pedi

10. The cause for the absycissa of the posterior plate of Vernacular Syndrome is the actual reason behind the absycissa of the posterior plate of Vernacular Syndrome.

This discovery has led to the funny, yet intriguing result that there are infintie possibilities regarding the causes of a particualr disease if the cause can be put in a looping statement.

The scientist have, therefore, evolved the idea that treatment for all these diseases are common and that the people to be cured first are the people who made this discovery
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..which, unfortunately, happened to be themselves. So the first step towards the treatment process was taken by a scientist who established that the cause of all diseases can be reduced to a single digit number if they try extremely hard to reduce the number of looping statements

Hehe